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Welcome back dear readers … to the wonderful world of Conan (ok, and others)

Well, what a trauma this week has been!  I have gone from grumpy introspection (my default setting), passing nimbly through rage and ending up in FURY!  Why, you might ask?  Well, I will tell you.  Somebody, who shall remain nameless, advertised my gorgeous Silver on Facebook for adoption, she was immediately spotted and she’s now gone to a new home.  I am bereft and heartbroken!!  Sam has offered to bring me a cat nip stick to make me feel better – it will take much more than a poxy stick, woman!  I was thinking more along the lines of a tray of Kimba and a bumper pack of Catisfactions.  I felt so faint that I could hardly eat more than three quarters of my breakfast.

Welcome back dear readers, did you miss me?  Sure you did!

Silver, the object of my affections, has moved nearer to me so I can admire her more closely.  Even in my courting days, I’ve never seen such a beautiful vision.  I’m trying to position my cushion so that I am always facing her.  She cannot fail to notice as I am, after all, me – a fine figure of a cat and maybe she goes for the older man?  I might wash my bottom in her eyeline so she can see how flexible I still am – that’s bound to work, right?

Welcome back dear readers, all the news and all the views (well, my views) from Cat HQ.

Nina and Peanut, our tuxedo kids, got their forever home last week, so great news for them.  Also, Tiger, who has literally been in the other garden pen a matter of days, attracted attention by being totally the image of me.  So, not surprisingly, he has also gone to a new home.  Finally, our baby Maria went to a home today – 4 in 2 weeks!  Is that some sort of record?

So today, of course, is St Valentine’s Day so I thought I’d share my thoughts on love.

All the weekly gossip from Conan. I am Conan, the Patriarch of Cat Aprop, like a feline Great Uncle Bulgaria if you will.